- Cap’n Crunch Atlantic Cod Crunch Berries
- Olde English 800 Sport malt liquor with electrolytes
- Lego Postal Rampage playset
- The McDonald’s McHaggis, turnips, and fries value meal
- Old Spice Pure Sport scented enema
- The Capital One Planned Parenthood Abortion Rewards Visa card
- Clorox Cool Ranch Toilet Cleaner
- Prune Pepsi Max
- Taco Bell CrunchWrap de Tripita
- Smith and Wesson My First .357 Junior Revolver
- Little Debbie Purim Kreplach cakes with liver
- Sherwin Williams Your Mother’s a Whore house paint
- Hawaiian Punch Guava Bacon Crush
- Jello Pudding Contraceptives