The Wrath of Kon

Dispatches, thoughts, and miscellanea from writer Jon Konrath

Month: December 2013

  • I wish someone would slap me every time I think probiotics will make my life complete

    I always get disoriented when I fly open-jawed and land in an airport that’s different than the one I left from.  I don’t remember the last time I did it, but last night I landed in SFO a week and a half after departing from OAK, and it really fucked me up.  I walked down…

  • Jelly Donut. Jelly Donut. Jelly Donut.

    I don’t even remember the last time I’ve updated this.  Every time I think about writing something here, I either can’t think of something cool and mind-bending and I think it’s stupid to go here and write “I went to Target today,” or I think of something cool and think it needs to go in…