All the stuff on my desk, 2020 edition

I did this back in 2013, so maybe it’s time for an update.

• An Anthro desk, 60-inch wide, “fog” color. Anthro no longer exists, so I’m not sure if they still make them.
• 2020 MacBook Pro 16-inch (the last Intel one).
• Lenovo Thinkpad – I don’t remember the number, but about two years old (work machine).
• A KVM switch, all the assorted dongles, and the Lenovo’s docking station, hidden half-under the desk, but sticking half-out because I’ve given up on cable management.
• Regular-vision glasses (I wear a different pair for the computer.)
• Sony MDR-7506 headphones, but with the foam pads replaced with new perforated fake-leather ones. Great daily monitor-type headphones, but the pads disintegrate within a year.
• iPhone 11 Pro, in a battery case.
• Lightning-to-Thunderbolt cable.
• Lightning-to-USB B cable.
• 1/4-inch to 1/8-inch headphone adapter.
• Glasses case.
•  USB 3 hub.
• Vanatoo Transparent Zero monitors.
• iPad pro (the first generation, the smaller size). It’s in a wire stand meant for recipe books that I got for four bucks instead of paying $75 for some sculpted aluminum thing.
• A couple of bottles of vitamins.
• Kinesis Advantage keyboard.
• Two different Western Digital external backup drives (4TB?), and an external enclosure with an SSD (512 GB) full of different Windows VMs.
• A cheap TENS machine that’s currently plugged into my lower right back.
• A Kensington trackball.
• An Ergotron monitor arm.
• A crappy ViewSonic monitor, maybe 24-inch 1080p.
• A Manta TR-1 IR remote receiver.
• A Logitech C920 webcam.
• An Apple Pencil, probably with a dead battery.
• A couple of Japanese erasable pens (blue, red. Frixion Ball. Pilot makes a version in the US that’s garbage, the wrong shape.)
• A bunch of post-it notes.
• A bill for my license plates.
• A cheap Chinese LCD clock.
• A fingertip pulseox monitor.
• A three-toggle switch replica of the SCE switch in an Apollo command module.
• One of those stupid hand grip exercise things.
• Proventil inhaler.
• Wire pen/pencil basket, filled with various pens and pencils I almost never use, plus at least two Strat whammy bars. I also see a Palm Pilot stylus in there, to give you an idea of how often I clean it out.
• Two different travel-size bottles of hand sanitizer.
• A keyboard brush thing from Japan that stands up and has a creepy anthropomorphic face on it, as a Japanese desk accessory would.
• About a dozen bills or “important” papers from like 2014 stuffed between a speaker and the pen holder.
• A Verilux desktop light.
• A Verilux light box I never use.
• A Ghiradelli candy bar.
• Apple remote.
• Vanatoo remote.
• Cloth napkin.
• Apple earbuds.
• The paperwork satchel thing out of a MacBook Pro.
• Half a can of Coke Zero.

(None of this is probably of any interest, but it will be of interest to me in five or ten years, so that’s why it’s here.)