The Wrath of Kon

Dispatches, thoughts, and miscellanea from writer Jon Konrath

Tag: lunchables

  • I have a new zine out

    I have a new zine out. It is called Mandatory Laxative #14. It is about lunchables and satanism. It is 20 pages long. It is printed on an inkjet printer. It is as lo-fi as possible. I didn’t even spell-check it. It contains the following “stories”: Pain Is Only Temporary (Unless It Is Chronic) A…

  • Lunchables, In Order

    Turkey + Cheddar Cracker Stackers Turkey + American Cracker Stackers Pizza with Pepperoni Nachos, Cheese Dip + Salsa Extra Cheesy Pizza Mini Hot Dogs (only if heated) Ham + American Cracker Stackers Chicken Dunks Pizza Kabobbles Turkey + Cheddar Lower Fat Cracker Stackers Mini Burgers Light Bologna + American Cracker Stackers Any of the ones…