Everyone else on various gadget and tech sites has been doing this lately, so I thought I would, too. Here’s a picture and explanation of every item I carry in my pockets on a daily basis:
The items are:
- Serrated bread knife.
- Soaring Society of America glider pilot flight log.
- Butcher knife.
- $250 in Confederate currency.
- Auvi-Q epinephrine injector.
- Business cards.
- West German circa-1980s analog metronome.
- LensCrafters wet glasses cleaners.
- 50,000 Saddam-era Iraqi Dinar.
- Proventil inhaler.
- WikiReader portable offline Wikipedia browser.
- $800 US cash in $20 bills.
- Glover Pocket Ref reference manual.
- Keys to house, two cars, storage locker; garage remote; loyalty keychains for Panera, Borders, Ralph’s, CVS, Subaru roadside assistance. (I do not live near Ralph’s or own a Subaru. I’m lazy and don’t want to split my fingernails apart removing old ones.)
- US Passport.
- CRKT anti-shark dive knife.
- Moleskine notebook and pen.
- Cough drops.
- iPhone 4S.
- Big Skinny Wallet containing driver’s license, credit cards, $1000 US cash.
- Kleenex.
- Microfiber.