List: possible zombie book ideas for future use

1. Zombie Jesus
2. Zombie Ernest Hemingway
3. Zombie Mama Cass
4. Zombie Jethro Tull
5. Zombie Joey Ramone
6. Zombie Jesse Ventura
7. Zombie Jerry Lewis
8. Zombie Veterinarian
9. Zombie Les Paul
10. Zombie Ayn Rand
11. Zombie Kim Jong Il
12. Zombie Slum Landlord
13. Zombie Transvestite hooker picked up by Eddie Murphy
14. Zombie Illegal immigrant
15. Zombie Midlist genre author
16. Zombie Tax preparation assistant
17. Zombie Hipster taco truck worker
18. Zombie Indian casino blackjack dealer
19. Zombie Pro-Microsoft internet troller
20. Zombie Weatherman
21. Zombie French-Canadian baguette baker
22. Zombie Has-been child actor turned junkie
23. Zombie Build engineer
24. Zombie Incontinent old person
25. Zombie Herpes sufferer riding a mountain bike in a drug commercial
26. Zombie Civil War re-enactor
27. Zombie Cooking show hostess you want to slap but you also want to fuck
28. Zombie Death metal fan who has really long hair but is bald on the top
29. Zombie Wal-Mart greeter
30. Zombie Blind guy who plays accordion on the subway for change
31. Zombie Larry King
32. Zombie High school gym teacher
33. Zombie Al Bundy
34. Zombie Editor at Huffington Post who posts content from other places as if they are new news.
35. Zombie Ruby on Rails developer who talks about how great the ORM model is but doesn’t acknowledge scalability issues.
36. Zombie Used car salesman
37. Zombie Fred Flintstone
38. Zombie Alexander Haig
39. Zombie Eli Whitney with interchangeable parts
40. Zombie Herbalife salesman who posts Zombie “Lose Weight Now/Ask Me How” signs at grocery store.
41. Zombie Tattoo artist
42. Zombie Guy who always insists that autotuning is killing the music industry
43. Zombie Congressional Budget Office Assistant Director of Health and Zombie Services Division
44. Zombie Yoga teacher with really hot ass
45. Zombie Dog show groomer
46. Zombie House painter
47. Zombie David Lee Roth
48. Zombie Left-Handed Setup Pitcher
49. Zombie Alien abduction survivor
50. Zombie Steven Spielberg

(Feel free to use any of these, but please let me know if you write a book or screenplay based on them.)