Okay, so how does one write a post that summarizes the year without A) listing all of the books you read that year, which honestly nobody gives one flying fuck about; B) see A, except with music, which is problematic because I don’t think I bought a single goddamn album actually released in 2011; C) giving a giant list of “resolutions” which you will promptly forget about by January 7th.
I’d like to think in the last 365 days, I have become wiser. I’ve definitely become older; unrelated: looking for reviews and advice on picking the correct shade of Just For Men hair color. But here’s the laundry list of life lessons I may or may not have learned in 2011.
- Get an Amazon rewards card, then make every single purchase of your life using the card instead of cash, down to paying for a $2 parking fee with your Visa. Then, pay the entire bill at the end of the month. Also, buy every damn thing possible from Amazon so you get triple points. I bought everything from birthday gifts to toilet paper to deodorant to computer supplies from Amazon instead of battling the idiots at the grocery store. You save time, but most importantly, you end up with hundreds of dollars of free books by the end of the year.
- Paying any attention whatsoever to the Apple versus Android arguments online is a total waste of time. Buy what you want and stop reading the comments in engadget or gizmodo posts.
- Sync a notes file on your phone with a gmail account and write down every single idea for a story or character or scene the second it crosses your mind, because it’s a lot more efficient than trying to actually think of ideas when you need them.
- Don’t read more than three Philip K. Dick novels back-to-back while on cold medication.
- Scrivener is the best writing tool imaginable, at least for me.
- You can either spend a lot of time arguing politics with people who will never change, or you can learn how to block people on facebook and actually get shit done.
- When you’re trying to read something on the web and you see a link to something else, instead of falling into a giant wormhole, just add the link to Safari’s Reading List and then when you’re eating lunch or stuck in line somewhere, read those articles later. I have this horrible issue where I start searching for how to change the font in my mail program, and suddenly it’s two hours later and I’m reading the entire history of the Gemini space program and I have no fucking idea why.
- Get a Kinesis Advantage keyboard, and learn to touch-type.
- Stretch. If you don’t know how, go to a chiropractor and ask.
- Write what you want to read. Read what you want to write.
Here’s to 2012. No resolutions, no predictions. I’ve got two books in the hopper and need to kick ass on getting stuff done and out, so stay tuned.