Dispatches, thoughts, and miscellanea from writer Jon Konrath

Month: April 2011

  • List: 30 Ways to Reach First Base

    Hit a single. Reach on an error. Walk on four balls. Get hit by a pitch. Catcher drops the ball after the third strike. Fan interference. Catcher interference. A pitching infraction that results in a 4th ball. A pitched ball lodges in the catcher or umpire’s mask on the third strike or fourth ball. Replacing…

  • On writing tools

    In my last post, I talked about my old standby writing tool, emacs, and how I’ve made a gradual break from it.  So here’s what I’ve been doing. First, there was a recent stream of different full-screen writing tools dumped on the market.  It’s the latest fad: some program that closes off everything but a…

  • The Death of Emacs

    I’ve been too busy to do anything over here, too busy and slightly sick for a few days.  I’m trying to get caught up on 19 things today, and of course it’s a beautiful, sunny day out, and I think I’ve left the house once all week, so that’s beckoning me.  But I thought I’d…

  • New Review Over at Metal Curse

    It’s been a long time since I’ve done any music reviews, and it’s been an even longer time since I’ve written anything for Ray Miller’s Metal Curse.  But Ray sent me the new album from Boris, the Japanese experimental/metal band, so I’ve got a review of it up.  Check it out here: http://metalcurse.com/index.php/reviews/boris_-_new_album/.

  • List: 14 Product Variations That Never Got Past Focus Group Testing

    Cap’n Crunch Atlantic Cod Crunch Berries Olde English 800 Sport malt liquor with electrolytes Lego Postal Rampage playset The McDonald’s McHaggis, turnips, and fries value meal Old Spice Pure Sport scented enema The Capital One Planned Parenthood Abortion Rewards Visa card Clorox Cool Ranch Toilet Cleaner Prune Pepsi Max Taco Bell CrunchWrap de Tripita Smith…

  • World War Z

    I just finished reading World War Z, which means I’m like three years late to the zombie party, right? Well, fuck you. I was like fifteen years early. I was memorizing the locations of balconies and gun-selling sporting goods stores in shopping malls in case of a Romero-like outbreak that would require me to hole…