Monthly Archives: November 2007

I go to the same McDonald’s by my house all the time, and they constantly fuck up drive-through orders. They forget to do special orders (no onion, no pickles), they give me the wrong salad, they make a single cheeseburger … Continue reading →

Thanksgiving. It’s another one of those things I don’t really care about either way (other than the day off of work), yet other people get completely bent out of shape over. Everyone that is a complete and utter prick is … Continue reading →

I’m currently consuming two food items of great nostalgic value. The first is the Hormel roast beef and mashed potatoes microwave meal kit. (It probably has some other more markety name, but I threw out the package already.) It’s a … Continue reading →

I have too much stuff. Every morning, the trip from the shower to my car involves about 200 items: keys, namebadge, ipod, phone, food, drink, wallet, books, turning on computers, turning off computers, checking the weather, checking my email, checking … Continue reading →