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		<title>Indiana Jones and the battery-powered mobility scooter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 17:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw the Indiana Jones movie last night. It was okay, but not incredible. I don&#8217;t know &#8211; I was never 100% into the movies as a whole (although I liked the last one.) I think part of it is &#8230; <a href="http://rumored.com/2008/05/27/1080/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw the Indiana Jones movie last night.  It was okay, but not incredible.  I don&#8217;t know &#8211; I was never 100% into the movies as a whole (although I liked the last one.)  I think part of it is that so many people have taken the genre of action movie and ran with it, so now when they try to do some &#8220;fakeout/the hero is so slick&#8221; moves, it doesn&#8217;t do much.  Like, after the first few Jackie Chan movies where he&#8217;s doing all of this crazy kung-fu shit, seeing Harrison Ford get away from the bad guys wasn&#8217;t that impressive.  I don&#8217;t have any great loyalty to the first three movies, so it wasn&#8217;t like the movie was raping my childhood or anything.  It was a good popcorn flick, nothing more.  And I saw it at the Arclight, so that can make a bad movie okay.
<p>  I&#8217;m still dicking around with the old entries in the journal, fixing things.  I&#8217;ve been trying not to read old entries and get all nostalgic and then waste half my day reading them, but it&#8217;s hard to avoid.  I updated a lot more back in the day, but the entries were much shorter.  And over half of them had to do with me not being able to sleep, or trying to overanalyze what I was supposed to be writing. It&#8217;s a lot like repeating the same word over and over for five minutes, and then really thinking about it and saying &#8220;but what is &#8216;strawberry&#8217;?&#8221;  Anyway, sometimes I think I should do another journal book, with entries from 2000-2008, but then I remember I will fuck around with it for weeks, and nobody will end up buying it.  So I&#8217;m on another project.
<p>  Dentist just called &#8211; I am in at 3:30 for a crown.  It should be fun. I should go get a steak for lunch, something that I won&#8217;t be able to eat.
<p>  I have lost almost 15 pounds.  My pants are starting to not fit anymore.  My wedding ring is a tiny bit looser, which freaks me out, because I don&#8217;t want to have to get it resized, and then if I do, I will surely gain all the weight back.  But it was a touch tight, so it&#8217;s fine now.
<p>  I am going to Las Vegas in two weeks.  Sarah has to go to a conference, so I am tagging along.  I don&#8217;t know what I will be doing during the day, especially if it&#8217;s 120 degrees outside.  I do want to go to a minor league baseball game.  And Simms will be there, I think.  But I have to avoid the food and avoid shopping and avoid gambling.  So unless I buy some food coloring and glass jars and make sand sculptures in the middle of the desert, there&#8217;s not a lot of other options.  Wait, are fireworks legal in Nevada?</p>
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		<title>Phantom Menace</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 1999 00:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jkonrath</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been hotter than hell here. And the top floors of old buildings aren&#8217;t conducive to rapid cooling or anything. I shouldn&#8217;t bitch, because it&#8217;s starting to cool off now, and I&#8217;m sure things will be peachy. Nothing like &#8230; <a href="http://rumored.com/1999/06/01/491/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has been hotter than hell here.  And the top floors of old buildings aren&#8217;t conducive to rapid cooling or anything.  I shouldn&#8217;t bitch, because it&#8217;s starting to cool off now, and I&#8217;m sure things will be peachy.  Nothing like last summer in Seattle, where I had to get drunk every night just to get any sleep.
<p>  I saw Star Wars twice over the extended holiday weekend, and you&#8217;re probably expecting me to say that I loved it and I have been waiting since I was a kid, or that it was completely retarded and that George Lucas should shove Jar Jar Binks up his ass, along with his fucking ewok-esque charaters obviously added to the movie to market to 8 year old kids.  Well, it&#8217;s a little of both, and it&#8217;s the biggest and most disproportionate list of pros and cons that I could even list for a movie.  Let me try:<br />
<h3>Pro</h3>
<p>  The joy of watching a new star wars film.  the fact that i had all of the toys when i was a kid.  the music.  the sound.  the design of some of the new cities.  a lot of the lightsaber dueling.  the characters that were in the other 3 movies that appear in this one.  the way ewan macgregor sounds and moves very much like a young alec guiness.  the silver SR-71-looking ship.  a lot of the pod race.  saying pulp fiction lines during samuel l jackson&#8217;s parts.  the part where yoda makes a &#8220;mmmmmm&#8221; sound and it almost sounds like he&#8217;s going to imitate homer simpson.  natalie portman, when she doesn&#8217;t have on all the makeup.  there&#8217;s probably more, but i&#8217;ll stop here.<br />
<h3>Con</h3>
<p>  The entire movie is marketed toward 8 year old boys.  Jar Jar Binks.  Anakin Skywalker.  The killer droids.  The pacing.  The length.  The somewhat cryptic governmental subplot.  Anakin Skywalker flying in space and destroying the space station, allegedly by accident.  Darth Maul&#8217;s total lack of personality.  (Darth Vader was a prick, but at least he talked to you during the duel.)  The utter predictability of certain plot points.  Almost every animated creature.  The lack of more personal combat, instead of huge combat scenarios. (A bunch of one CGI character against a bunch of another &#8211; who cares?)  Natalie Portman with all of that shit on her face, acting like she just overdosed on quaaludes.  Anakin Skywalker.
<p>  Okay, enough about that.
<p>  I am still writing, working on Summer Rain.  I shouldn&#8217;t say that, because I didn&#8217;t do anything over the weekend.  But I&#8217;m very close to finishing the first 15 chapters and putting them out there for review.  If you&#8217;re interested and you can give me some feedback, let me know and I can set you up.
<p>  I finished HST&#8217;s Rum Diaries, and it really hit the spot.  I&#8217;m now reading Slaughterhouse Five, or at least I pulled it down from the shelves, and the next time I get a chance to read, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll pick up.  I saw the movie on Bravo the other night, and it got me interested in it again.  My third book, which I&#8217;ll work on when I finish Rumored to Exist (which I&#8217;ll work on when I finish Summer Rain) is about time travel, and involves part of a premise from SH5, although I didn&#8217;t realize it until later.  Writing a time travel book is a bitch, because you need to come up with your own entire set of rules and stick to it.  And everyone will tell you that your set of rules is wrong, because there&#8217;s no perfect set.  But here&#8217;s a little trade secret:  IT&#8217;S FICTION!  If you don&#8217;t like my set of time travel rules (and most SciFi types won&#8217;t), then go fuck yourself.  Write your own book, and make everyone at your Harlan Ellison fan club proud.
<p>  I&#8217;m buying a DVD player.  I already have three movies:  Pulp Fiction, Blade Runner, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  I have the player picked out and everything, but I have a temporary financial logjam involving a couple of check deposits in transit.  I could order it now, but I should do the right thing and let everything settle, just in case something stupid happens and I don&#8217;t really have the money.  (Sounds dumb, but a few weeks ago I mailed a deposit, and forgot to put a stamp on it.  Fucked everything by about two weeks.)
<p>  Tired.  Hot.  Got a chapter to fix before bedtime.  Sweet dreams.</p>
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