Here’s a complete list of all of my books in print, plus published stories and zines I have produced or in which I’ve appeared. Click on the title to go to that book’s page, which includes ordering information.

Books

Fiction

Nonfiction

Stories

“Bearded Women Shitting On Glass Tables Is Sort Of My Thing” at Horror, Sleaze, and Trash (2013)
“Vehicular Handjobs and Pirate Hooks” at Horror, Sleaze, and Trash (2013)
“Sleep Has No Master” at New Graffiti (2013)
“The Lycanthropic Air Conditioning Folly” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 3 (2013)
“The Long John Silver Vinegar Douche Abortion Attempt” at The Strange Edge (2013)
“The Chainsaw Baron Prophecy” at Fictionaut (2012)
“Princess Di’s Mercedes and the Dead Man’s ASL Chimp” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 2 (2012)
“Krill Warriors” at Paragraph Line (2012)
“Time Travel And The Posse Comitatus McDonald’s Standoff” at Fictionaut (2012)
“The Zombies of Kilimanjaro” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks (2012)
“Dwarf Meth Madness, Again” at Horror Sleaze Trash (2012)
“Peak Oil” at The Mustache Factor (2012)
“The Locality Principle” at In Between Altered States (2012)
“I Believe I Can Flee the State” at His Cock is Money (2012)
“The Gamecube Junkie Abortionist’s Revenge” at His Cock is Money (2012)
“The Log Lady Incident” at Weirdyear (2012)
“The Machine” at Three Minute Plastic (2011)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) at Indiebookslist (2011)
“Between Pitches” at Chin Musik (2011)
“The Rollins Cure” at Chin Musik (2011)
“With Sleep, All Things Are Possible” at Weirdyear (2011)
“Burial Ground” in Air in the Paragraph Line #13 (2010)
“My Friend, The Jihadist” in Air in the Paragraph Line #13 (2010)
“July 4, 2003″ in Down the Block (2009)
“Jesus 2000″ in Santi: Lives of Modern Saints (2008)
“Richard Fucking Nixon” in Air in the Paragraph Line #12 (2007)
“They” in Air in the Paragraph Line #12 (2007)
“I, Dishwasher” in Air in the Paragraph Line #11 (2006)
“Red Lenses” in Air in the Paragraph Line #10 (2005)
“Tell Me a Story About the Devil” (aka “Shuffle”) in Raped Ape Magazine #8 (2005)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “F911″) in Raped Ape Magazine #4 (2004)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “Gadahn”) in Raped Ape Magazine #3 (2004)
“The Political Process and You” in Raped Ape Magazine #2 (2004)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “Grocery Stores”) in Raped Ape Magazine #1 (2004)
“If People Can Eat Blood Pudding, I Can Say I’m a Writer on my Tax Return” in Drunkenscrawl (2001)
“My Brother Died in a Clown Car Accident, You Douchebag” in Drunkenscrawl (2001)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) in Assorted Realities (1999)
“Dream Journal #1″ in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Tenth and Walnut” in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Dog Tracks” in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Born On” in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Summer Rain” (original short story) in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Ipecac in a Shotglas” in Extent Zine #1 (1996)
“Virtually Alone” in The Tea Bowl (1994)