Here’s a complete list of all of my books in print, plus published stories and zines I have produced or in which I’ve appeared. Click on the title to go to that book’s page, which includes ordering information.

Books

Fiction

The Failure Cascade (2020)
Ranch: The Musical (2019)
Book of Dreams (2018)
Help Me Find My Car Keys And We Can Drive Out! (2017)
Vol. 13 (2016)
He (2015)
The Memory Hunter (2014)
Atmospheres (2014)
Thunderbird (2013)
Sleep Has No Master (2012)
The Earworm Inception (2012)
Fistful of Pizza (2011)
The Annotated Rumored to Exist (2004, hardcover in 2013)
Rumored to Exist (2002)
Summer Rain (2000)

Nonfiction

Stories

“The Metaphor of Poundcake” in Horror Sleaze Trash: Prose in Poor Taste (2017)
“The Form of the Honeycomb Cereal Sword” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 5
“The Metaphor of Poundcake” at Horror Sleaze Trash (2016)
“The Great Shit Storm of 1978” at Medium (2015)
“An Open Letter to S.C. Johnson and Son, A Family Company” in The Strange Edge Magazine Issue Zero (2015)
Atmospheres (excerpts) at Bizarro Central (2014)
Atmospheres (excerpts) at Horror, Sleaze, and Trash (2014)
“Bearded Women Shitting On Glass Tables Is Sort Of My Thing” at Horror, Sleaze, and Trash (2013)
“Vehicular Handjobs and Pirate Hooks” at Horror, Sleaze, and Trash (2013)
“Sleep Has No Master” at New Graffiti (2013)
“The Lycanthropic Air Conditioning Folly” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 3 (2013)
“The Long John Silver Vinegar Douche Abortion Attempt” at The Strange Edge (2013)
“The Chainsaw Baron Prophecy” at Fictionaut (2012)
“Princess Di’s Mercedes and the Dead Man’s ASL Chimp” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks Volume 2 (2012)
“Krill Warriors” at Paragraph Line (2012)
“Time Travel And The Posse Comitatus McDonald’s Standoff” at Fictionaut (2012)
“The Zombies of Kilimanjaro” in Tall Tales with Short Cocks (2012)
“Dwarf Meth Madness, Again” at Horror Sleaze Trash (2012)
“Peak Oil” at The Mustache Factor (2012)
“The Locality Principle” at In Between Altered States (2012)
“I Believe I Can Flee the State” at His Cock is Money (2012)
“The Gamecube Junkie Abortionist’s Revenge” at His Cock is Money (2012)
“The Log Lady Incident” at Weirdyear (2012)
“The Machine” at Three Minute Plastic (2011)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) at Indiebookslist (2011)
“Between Pitches” at Chin Musik (2011)
“The Rollins Cure” at Chin Musik (2011)
“With Sleep, All Things Are Possible” at Weirdyear (2011)
“Burial Ground” in Air in the Paragraph Line #13 (2010)
“My Friend, The Jihadist” in Air in the Paragraph Line #13 (2010)
“July 4, 2003” in Down the Block (2009)
“Jesus 2000” in Santi: Lives of Modern Saints (2008)
“Richard Fucking Nixon” in Air in the Paragraph Line #12 (2007)
“They” in Air in the Paragraph Line #12 (2007)
“I, Dishwasher” in Air in the Paragraph Line #11 (2006)
“Red Lenses” in Air in the Paragraph Line #10 (2005)
“Tell Me a Story About the Devil” (aka “Shuffle”) in Raped Ape Magazine #8 (2005)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “F911”) in Raped Ape Magazine #4 (2004)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “Gadahn”) in Raped Ape Magazine #3 (2004)
“The Political Process and You” in Raped Ape Magazine #2 (2004)
“Tell Me A Story About the Devil” (aka “Grocery Stores”) in Raped Ape Magazine #1 (2004)
“If People Can Eat Blood Pudding, I Can Say I’m a Writer on my Tax Return” in Drunkenscrawl (2001)
“My Brother Died in a Clown Car Accident, You Douchebag” in Drunkenscrawl (2001)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) in Assorted Realities (1999)
“Dream Journal #1” in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Tenth and Walnut” in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Dog Tracks” in Air in the Paragraph Line #9 (1998)
“Born On” in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Summer Rain” (original short story) in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Rumored to Exist” (excerpt) in Air in the Paragraph Line #8 (1997)
“Ipecac in a Shotglas” in Extent Zine #1 (1996)
“Virtually Alone” in The Tea Bowl (1994)

Zines

Mandatory Laxative #14 (2016)
Air in the Paragraph Line #1-13 (1996-2007)
Xenocide #1-5 (1991-1993)
Metal Curse (A column, reviews, and other stuff both print and online from 1991-)
(There’s got to be other zine stuff I don’t remember. The toner dust has damaged my memory, probably.)

Other

Journalism

“Video Games and Violence” in Rock Out Censorship #15 [archive]
(A lot of other work for ROC, and it seems like I wrote another article or two. I also remember a painful project HTML-izing their entire site from bad photocopies.)
I wrote a rambling letter to the editor of the IUSB school newspaper about the first Iraq war in 1991 that ended up becoming a front-page article, but I’m too embarrassed to post it, sorry.

Interviews (of me)

At Paragraph Line (2016)
At Goodreads with Arthur Graham (2016) [archive]
At The Lit Pub (2013)
At Horror Sleaze Trash (2012)
At Bizarro Press (2012) [archive]
At The Indie Spotlight (2012)
At Kindle Author [archive] (2011)
In Six Questions For… by Jim Harrington (2010)
At The Hipster Book Club by Marie Mundaca (2008) [archive]
At Dark Legions (2004)
At dsl.org with Michael Stutz [archive] (2000)

(There are too many interviews and bits of interviews with me about the Adam Gadahn situation. Start with The New Yorker article and work backwards, I guess.)

(I should also list all of the interviews I’ve done, but they’re mostly in zines, which are already listed.)

Introductions

Latch Key Kids by John Sheppard (2020)
Butt Stuff (The Book) by Jeff O’Brien (2018)
Metal Curse 1-4 “Collected Edition (1999)

Blurbs

Sometimes I’m asked to blurb a book, I actually read it, I write the blurb, and it ends up on the book cover. Usually 1-3 things in that sentence don’t happen. Anyway, here’s when all four happened:

Roses are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change From My Pockets While I Sleep by David S. Atkinson (2018)

Podcast Appearances

Do Better Episode 14 (2018)
Bizzong! (2017)
All episodes of The Koncast (2017)
Hangin With Old Lew #30 – “Alleged Pullout Game” (2017)
Hangin’ With Old Lew #22 – “Botched Circumcision” (2017)
J&B’s Nightcap #27 (2009)