Thank you David Atkinson for the ninja swords I got in the mail last night!
I am not 100% sure they are legal in California, but I’ll bring them to Panera tonight and see. Also, the blades were not sharpened, but I can probably use that thing on the back of our electric can opener for that.
Also thanks for everyone else who sent me stuff, including Frances (coloring books), Larry (Nyquil) and Jessica (Panera gift card). It was a wonderful birthday!