List of drugs to take on the MTA subway while masturbating (in order)

List of drugs to take on the MTA subway while masturbating, in order:

  1. Methamphetamine
  2. Propranolol
  3. Petroleum ether
  4. Alpha-Methyltryptamine
  5. Ibogaine
  6. Pregabalin
  7. Pyrovalerone
  8. Provigil
  9. Lisdexamfetamine
  10. Fentanyl
(Editor’s Note: I submitted this listicle to TheAwl.com, but they rejected it.)

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