Here is my free gift to you: go download any of my books for free. Whether you celebrate the birth of Jesus or the Satanic magic of the Firestorm, you can always grab the PDFs of my books (and all of the back issues of Air in the Paragraph Line) for free.
That should give you something to do instead of watching a boring football game while your uncle Fred snores with his mouth open after your big holiday family meal disaster. And feel free to re-gift any of them to your friends. Nothing says “I love you” like the magical gift of self-published absurdist fiction.
Hope your holidays are as magical as always. Try not to snort too much dried mistletoe; it isn’t as hallucinogenic as I reported earlier.